hanblog
bahliss:

Too good / more on my Instagram @nicolexong

bahliss:

Too good / more on my Instagram @nicolexong

crazycatshipper:

curiousforcomics:

Donald Glover as Miles Morales in Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors

Oh no. They’re adorable.

thegestianpoet:

is this martin freeman and benedict cumberbatch

1nd2rd3st:

bruh

1nd2rd3st:

bruh

story time!

so i work with two girls, we will call them P and J. J is a devout Jehovah’s Witness who vehemently refused to be tempted by sex before marriage ever. She has said she doesn’t want children and recently got married to her longtime boyfriend. She did her homework, despite obviously being really uncomfortable talking or even thinking about sex, and got a depo shot a few days before her wedding.

P enjoyed teasing both of us for not wanting children by saying both of us would probably have “oopsie” pregnancies. She does not believe in birth control (not for any religious reason I can discern, more of a strange and, in my opinion, unreasonable personal moral standard) and has abstained for a long time. Recently, P got a boyfriend and broke her self-styled celibacy. She made an offhand comment about J and her husband consummating their marriage, stating she was afraid J would get pregnant because her husband wouldn’t know when to pull out and they wouldn’t have given the shot ample time to take effect.

If you’ve been following me for a while, you probably know how I feel about condoms and safe sex in general: Yes! Please be educated and safe but enjoy it!

Today, P told me she is five weeks pregnant.

It was super hard not to laugh in her face.

victoriousvocabulary:

APOCOLOCYNTOSIS

[noun]

extravagant or absurdly uncritical glorification; the act of turning into a pumpkin; becoming a gourd.

Etymology: originally derived from The Apocolocyntosis (divi) Claudii, literally The Gourdification of (the Divine) Claudius,  a political satire on the Roman emperor Claudius, most likely written by Seneca the Younger. The title plays upon “apotheosis”, the process by which dead Roman emperors were recognised as gods. “Apocolocyntosis” is Latinised Greek, i.e. Ἀποκολοκύντωσις, “Gourdification”.

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thepredatorblog:

Female snow leopard (by Tambako the Jaguar)

thepredatorblog:

Female snow leopard (by Tambako the Jaguar)

rhapsody-tardisblue:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

straightwhiteboyproblems:

laughbitches:

nooooooooooooo

Where can I contact this guy

straightwhiteboyproblems:

laughbitches:

nooooooooooooo

Where can I contact this guy